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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Do you know what is problem ?


Problem is just the distance between the expected & the reality.

So either except less,so you can always get more or except the reality and the problem is no more.

LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS

LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS


An APPLICATION was for employment
A PROGRAM was a TV show!

A CURSOR used profanity
A KEYBOARD was a piano!

MEMORY was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account!

And if you had a 3 1/2 inch FLOPPY
You hoped nobody found out!

COMPRESS was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file!

And if you UNZIPPED anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

LOG ON was adding wood to a fire
HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road!

A MOUSE pad was where a mouse lived
And a BACKUP happened to your commode!

CUT - you did with a pocket-knife
PASTE you did with glue!

A WEB was a spider's home
And a VIRUS was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the MEMORY in my head.

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer CRASH
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Bill Gates advice to youngsters


Bill Gates advice to youngsters

Here is an excerpt from MicroSoft Owner Bill Gate” speech to Students of High School in California , USA . This is worthwhile reading specially youths of all ages to learn about 11 rules they did not & will not learn in school.
ELEVEN RULES OF LIFE :-
Rule 1 –> Life is not fair >>> Get used to it.
Rule 2 –> The world won’t care about your self-esteem & will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 –> You will NOT make $40,000 a year – right out of high school & won’t be a vise-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4 –> If you think your teacher is TOUGH, wait till you get a BOSS.
Rule 5 –> Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity, your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping — they called it opportunity.
Rule 6 –> If you mess-up, it’s not your parent’s fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes and learn from them.
Rule 7 –> Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now, they got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes & listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8 –> Your school may have done away with Winners & Losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades & they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9 –> Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers Off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself – DO that on your own time.
Rule 10 –> Television is NOT real life, in real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop & go to work.
Rule 11 –> Be nice to nerds, Chances are you’ll end up working for one.